silkensoulx:

 

         ❛  because i’m the ceo i can’t just take time off, it doesn’t
       work like that out here in the real world, patrick. if you’d turn
         off your playstation once in a while you’d realize that and no.
     i never played skyrim, i actually have a life.— you’re so goddamn
       vulgar, didn’t anyone ever tell you that it’s really exhausting to
        listen to you? ; you did make assumptions about me and
        most of them were all wrong, because really i never christian
         grey’d anyone in my life.  ❜

               ❛  firstly, i play it on xbox. secondly, now you’re just making
                 excuses. even ceos have breaks, don’t they ? just call in sick
                to your secretary, play some xbox, smoke a little weed & calm
                  down a little, will you ? christ. that’s sweet – thank you. you
                have no idea how long it’s taken for me to perfect just the right
                 amount of crudeness. – … most, not all. what did i get right ?
                is it the womanising thing ‘cause i think we all saw that coming.
                or your secret illicit affair with your secretary ? so maybe that’s
                    why you’re never blowing off work – she’s blowing you.  ❜