actualarchive:

a hundred random starters 

^{below are starters based on/inspired by various sources. change the genders as you see fit ;)}

• ❝ why do you keep lying to me? ❞
  
• ❝ have you ever considered the idea that maybe, this world doesn’t revolve around you & your problems? ❞
  
• ❝ love is love is love is love. ❞
  
• ❝ marriage is an absurd arrangement. one is sold as a fifteen-year-old child and makes a vow one does not understand and then regrets for thirty years or more, and which one can never undo again. ❞
  
• ❝ why are you crying this time? ❞
  
• ❝ you will never escape. ❞
  
• ❝ this isn’t what I wanted! ❞
  
• ❝ everything has its consequences. ❞
  
• ❝ this face bears the mission of heaven. ❞
  
• ❝ no, you shall dismantle the house of lies, but build the temple of the divine. ❞
  
• ❝ one copper coin for a bowl of noodles! ❞
  
• ❝ that one has the heart of a lion. ❞
  
• ❝ I needed to be summoned. ❞
  
• ❝ there’s no reason for this hostility! I come in peace. ❞
  
• ❝ they died screaming. ❞
  
• ❝ why fight anymore? what’s the point of fighting against destiny? ❞
  
• ❝ how long have you known? ❞
  
• ❝ I can only speak for myself. ❞
  
• ❝ the law can be changed. ❞
  
• ❝ are you sure you’re not pregnant? ❞
  
• ❝ your child is adorable! ❞
  
• ❝ you gave him a riddle for his birthday? ❞
  
• ❝ you have no fucking right to treat me this way. ❞
  
• ❝ your ambition blinds you. ❞
  
• ❝ he adores you. ❞
  
• ❝ I feel like I should be shocked that you two had sex there, but I’m not anymore. ❞
  
• ❝ she’s going to kill you. ❞
  
• ❝ have you ever tried the cakes? they’re actually quite delicious. ❞
  
• ❝ you’ll need to be punished. ❞
  
• ❝ you should learn to lie better. ❞
  
• ❝ sometimes I wonder if you’re real. ❞
  
• ❝ I will take back what is mine & kill anyone who stands in my way. ❞
  
• ❝ then kill me. ❞
  
• ❝ there’s no such thing as love. there is only lust. ❞
  
• ❝ you’re selfish. you never think about anyone but yourself. ❞
  
• ❝ i’m sorry, but they’re gone. ❞
  
• ❝ death is just another adventure. ❞
  
• ❝ stop! ❞
  
• ❝ let them watch. ❞
  
• ❝ you have no shame, do you? ❞
  
• ❝ I can’t believe we’re talking about this right now. ❞
  
• ❝ I need advice. sex advice. ❞
  
• ❝ alright, tell me the truth, is he good in bed? ❞
  
• ❝ she is the best thing in my life. ❞
  
• ❝ you love him? ❞
  
• ❝ do you love me at all? ❞
  
• ❝ do you believe in soul mates? ❞
  
• ❝ please, you have to believe me. I didn’t kill anyone! ❞
  
• ❝ history is written by the victorious. ❞
  
• ❝ at least she has a heart! you have none. ❞
  
• ❝ isn’t it more important that they told you? ❞
  
• ❝ the king is displeased. ❞
  
• ❝ long live your majesty! ❞
  
• ❝ can you stop talking for just one moment & listen to me? ❞
  
• ❝ no matter how hard I try, they just won’t stay dead. ❞
  
• ❝ he’s a gold digger. he’ll screw anyone & marry them as long as they have money. ❞
  
• ❝ o! how sweet love must be! ❞
  
• ❝ do you really think that? ❞
  
• ❝ quick, you need to hide before they see you! ❞
  
• ❝ you taught me to never trust anyone. ❞
  
• ❝ this is extreme, even for you. ❞
  
• ❝ you guys were pretty loud last night. I guess it was good? ❞
  
• ❝ that wasn’t an apology & you know it. ❞
  
• ❝ are you a virgin? ❞
  
• ❝ I’m married. ❞
  
• ❝ best thing I ever did was marrying you. ❞
  
• ❝ red roses won’t erase the fact that you broke my heart. ❞
  
• ❝ stop taking all the ice cream! ❞
  
• ❝ has anyone told you that you’re sort of a little bitch? ❞
  
• ❝ it’s deep dish pizza. ❞
  
• ❝ do you want to fight for your land back or not? ❞
  
• ❝ I never realized how much of a coward you are. ❞
  
• ❝ there’s nothing worse than someone who isn’t willing to try new things. ❞
  
• ❝ haven’t you ever wanted to escape? to leave this place & explore the world? ❞
  
• ❝ i think you’ve had enough to drink. ❞
  
• ❝ your ancestors would be ashamed if they saw you. ❞
  
• ❝ one of the dolls is missing! ❞
  
• ❝ are we going to die here? ❞
  
• ❝ well looks like we’ve found ourselves in a bit of a dilemma. ❞
  
• ❝ I am no longer a child! ❞
  
• ❝ the baby won’t stop crying! i don’t know what to do anymore! ❞
  
• ❝ what if something happens to them? ❞
  
• ❝ once upon a time, I gave a damn about what people thought about me. ❞
  
• ❝ if he can get away with this, then so can i! ❞
  
• ❝ the dark shall come & take everything you love from you. ❞
  
• ❝ it’s the same story over & over again. you’d think people would know better by now. ❞
  
• ❝ there’s absolutely nothing wrong with you. ❞
  
• ❝ you are what is wrong with this world. ❞
  
• ❝ shattered dreams can drive anyone mad. ❞
  
• ❝ I am a phoenix. burn me & I shall return, rising from the ashes. ❞
  
• ❝ this is my home. ❞
  
• ❝ home is where the heart is, where you feel safe & warm & loved. ❞
  
• ❝ running away has never solved a damn thing! ❞
  
• ❝ fuck me. ❞
  
• ❝ oh the things I’d do to you if we were alone. ❞
  
• ❝ stop, he’s not here, remember? he’s gone & he can’t hurt you anymore. ❞
  
• ❝ your husband/wife – is he/she good to you? ❞
  
• ❝ stop & think a moment, you have to stay & rest. there’s a child who needs you now, you can’t just run & be a fucking idiot. ❞
  
• ❝ once, I drank a whole bottle by myself. ❞
  
• ❝ what do I want? I want to kiss you a thousand times before undressing you & kissing every bit of your flesh a thousand more times. ❞
  

spaceintel:

kufiyah.

*Switches languages in mid-sentence while talking to myself*

‘Shit my friend & I have said’ sentence starters

promptplots:

• ❛ Adios, shitlords! ❜
  
• ❛ Kill my ass. ❜ 
  
• ❛ Just fucking throw it. ❜ 
  
• ❛ Oooh, that booty. ❜ 
  
• ❛ I thought you were gonna say heterosexual. ❜ 
  
• ❛ What the fuck kind of word is that? ❜ 
  
• ❛ Bring your bed downstairs. ❜ 
  
• ❛ You don’t control me. ❜ 
  
• ❛ Who do I have to show my boobs to to get this? ❜ 
  
• ❛ Don’t show your boobs to anyone. ❜ 
  
• ❛ They were gonna burn them alive! What the fuck? ❜ 
  
• ❛ A lot of shady ass shit is going on. ❜ 
  
• ❛ Are you trying to do the Kylie Jenner lip challenge? ❜ 
  
• ❛ It’s gonna be your fault and I’m gonna have to kill you. ❜ 
  
• ❛ Bitch, there’s no fucking government. Shut the fuck up. ❜ 
  
• ❛ Get your own damn soda, bitch. ❜ 
  
• ❛ I fucking hate kids. ❜ 
  
• ❛ Did a cat just die or did you just yawn? ❜ 
  
• ❛ I’m gonna give her eternal life. ❜ 
  
• ❛ I feel concerned for that guy in the water. He might just end up drowning. ❜ 
  
• ❛ Just because two girls are banging doesn’t mean it’s good porn. ❜ 
  
• ❛ I have to put pants on, god damn it. ❜ 
  
• ❛ I just want her to fuck me up. ❜ 
  
• ❛ Is my dead husband’s wedding ring worth nothing to you people? ❜ 
  
• ❛ This is probably cubic zirconia. ❜ 
  
• ❛ I knew that pussy was too good. ❜ 
  
• ❛ There is no god. ❜ 
  
• ❛ Kick your computer in the dick. ❜ 
  
• ❛ Nipple tattoos. New fad. ❜ 
  
• ❛ What’s in my boobs? ❜ 
  
• ❛ Too many sexuals. ❜ 
  
• ❛ I don’t keep track of my pizza consumption. ❜ 
  
• ❛ I swear to god, I roll my eyes every 15 seconds. Soon they’re just going to roll right out of my fucking head and into the abyss. ❜ 
  
• ❛ If everyone in this show wasn’t so hot I wouldn’t be watching it. ❜ 
  
• ❛ I believe in your daddy kink. ❜ 
  
• ❛ I lost my period! ❜ 
  
• ❛ My poor spine. ❜ 
  
• ❛ Shit shit shit! I forgot the walnuts! ❜ 
  
• ❛ I can’t let any of these squids in! ❜ 
  
• ❛ Go pet that dog. Follow your dreams. ❜ 
  
• ❛ Holy balls, Batman. ❜ 
  
• ❛ Pizza made me have a religious experience. ❜ 
  
• ❛ Sleep has failed me. I feel so betrayed. ❜ 
  
• ❛ Oh, sure. Just come in my house and eat all of my pizza. ❜ 
  
• ❛ You look like a bumblebee with red lipstick. ❜ 
  
• ❛ These are some crunchy ass pretzels. ❜ 
  
• ❛ French hookers. Gotta love ‘em. ❜
  
• ❛ I’ve found your weak point! ❜

calamiities:

hey! if ur ever looking for information on my character (whether i haven’t finished/uploaded my stats or bio pages or it’s just information you’d like to know) you can always 100% shoot me a message asking about anything! if you need something cleared up about my muse, ask me. if you wanna learn more about my muse, ask me. if something is confusing you or you just want to know more - ask me! i’m always available to answer questions about my muse because the odds are i’m probably still figuring them out. no matter how long i’ve had them for, there’s always room for character development and finding out more about them. there are some things even i haven’t figured out about my muse, so always feel free to ask me if you wanna know anything.

njh1x1s-blog:

y’all someone please give me a m/m plot where muse a is a a good lil church boy pastor’s son and very much closeted and constantly brings home girls and stuff because his dad and muse b  is very much a trouble maker and very gay and his mom and or dad and or someone told him he needed to straighten his life out and forced him to go to church and he would show up high and stuff and he planned on not going until he sees muse a who’s like super tiny and always dressed to the nines and sits with his picture perfect family and muse b is like holy shit i have to ruin him 

dznygal:

smosays:

alohachummy:

mxnecraft:

SIGNAL BOOST

The amount of panic attacks I could’ve saved myself from if I had seen this sooner. SIGNAL BOOST.

This could have saved me so many heart attacks

How about signal boost for people with epilepsy too? I would be pissed if I clicked on a link like this.

get educated

ot4s:

a short masterpost of posts about how oppression works and why cisphobia / reverse racism / heterophobia isn’t real. please stop complaining about it now

• why can’t i say the n word?
• why everybody shouldn’t just be nice
• “but not every white guy is like that!”
• reverse racism is not real
• why some queer people dislike macklemore
• why adding more POC to a piece of media is not the same as adding more white people
• “why doesn’t the A stand for ally”
• about hate

onceshone:

a lesson for today: STILL not every female character hunts the d, you can have platonic ships with them — & even if it does get romantic, does not mean that female character is any less original. so:

• stop ignoring female characters!
• stop ignoring fEMALE CHARACTERS!
• STOP IGNORING FEMALE CHARACTERS!!!

Reminder that you can have 600 threads with me or only one, you can drop every thread you want to drop and start as many others as you want, you can reply to other people first and you can take all the time that you need without me stressing you out. This is a stress-free zone!