bronxisms:

i need a m/f super bestfriends thread !!! im despERATE SOMEONE PLS 

mistermonochrome:

                                    // The 1975 // R O B B E R S//

chvdwickbosemvn:

Can I have a plot where it’s the manwhore and the preacher’s son and he seduces the preacher’s son and fucks him in the back of the church during mass pls

otpdisaster:

Your OTP having fire and ice powers based on their personalities. Whenever Person B (fire) gets pissed off and riled up, Person A (ice) gives them a tight hug that douses the flame and calms down Person B in a hiss of steam.  

gamzee:

I’m all about human x monster friendships where the human is like “there’s this asshole at work” and the monster is like “should i eat them”

the-fxirest:

          i just really want an au where muse a is all gruff and grumpy and doesn’t take shit from anyone, and then along comes sweet, little muse b and keeps pestering muse a to be their friend, and brings them their mail and does these sweet little things to try and make muse a like them and muse a is all like ‘fuck off out of my life, you annoying shit’ but on the inside their is all like ‘no, fuck in to my life, you annoying shit’

list of aus i really need to see written:

• i got up at 2 am to get some snacks at the convenience store down the street and opened my door to find you trying to sleep on the floor of the hallway because your roommate has his fiancée over so i guess i’ll lend you my couch for the night AU
• my stupid cat sneaked out on the balcony and into your open window and he has this habit of destroying furniture and pissing everywhere so i followed him inside and you came home earlier than i expected and found me in the middle of your living room but i swear i’m not a burglar ok
• you left your USB flash drive in the library computer and i had to go through your files to figure out who you are and i ended up reading the entirety of this book you’re working on and wow you’re actually really good???? 
• i was trying to read in the park and your stray football fucking knocked me unconscious
• this really cute guy rented the apartment over the bakery/flower shop/store i work at and i keep trying to find excuses to be outside when he comes home
• it’s 3 am and you’re blasting off classic rock at full volume and your music taste might be awesome but sOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEP YOU SHITHEAD
• my best mate somehow fucked up my tv and tonight is the season premiere of this show i really really like and no livestream will work on my computer so will you please let me watch it on your tv i promise i’ll go back to my flat once it’s over
• look i’m glad you have a healthy sex life and all but will you please try not to pierce a hole through my ceiling with your bed thanks

simmxrdown:

dysfunctional relationship au with lots & lots of cheating and drugs which causes six am arguments that have them both in tears and one of them slamming their fists against the wall in anger because no matter what they’d never hurt the other & drinking the nights away until they’re arguing at three am with a blunt rolled in muse b’s fingertips and she/he’s passing it towards muse a because he/she knows it’ll shut them up, regardless of the tears rolling down their cheeks & getting high together on a daily basis because they know that’ll lead to blissful sex with soft touches, tender kisses, and genuine compliments & break ups that last for a day, not even that, until they’re running back into each others arms with the full intention of fucking each other into oblivion because they can’t get enough of each other & then it’s repeated, over and over because like hurting each other, gives them something to spur their relationship on and it shouldn’t work but it does and despite all the silly tears and fights, they love when they’re wrapped up in each others arms because that’s where home really is.

!!give me this!! whispers we can add other lil things to it too. come to my inbox or like this post and i’ll come to you :~)