sentence prompts ➝ the neighbourhood

jvnggxk:

memecxllector:

• ❝Let me sleep.❞
  
• ❝If nobody’s around, what’s stopping us?❞
  
• ❝All we know is haunting me.❞
  
• ❝I’ll be gone in the morning.❞
  
• ❝Let’s have an adventure.❞
  
• ❝I told you I would tell you everything you want to know.❞
  
• ❝I don’t mind if there’s not much to say.❞
  
• ❝Someday we will reunite.❞
  
• ❝I think you need some discipline.❞
  
• ❝Don’t take me from my bed.❞
  
• ❝I can’t even believe what you did to me.❞
  
• ❝They say the end is coming sooner. But the end’s already here.❞
  
• ❝It looks like you were right again.❞
  
• ❝What a mistake, saying the way I felt.❞
  
• ❝I just can’t wait for love to destroy us.❞
  
• ❝What the fuck are we supposed to do about you and I?❞
  
• ❝I don’t know if we should be alone together.❞
  
• ❝You better watch your mouth.❞
  
• ❝I spend too much time explainin’ myself.❞
  
• ❝Let me hold both your hands in the holes of my sweater.❞
  
• ❝I can’t let you go.❞
  
• ❝The only flaw - you are flawless.❞
  
• ❝I would ask for advice, but I just do what I like.❞
  
• ❝You’re a fool for me, I’m a fool for you.❞
  
• ❝I’ll fuck you in love even though it is not.❞
  
• ❝Shame on me, you fooled me twice.❞
  
• ❝I hope you won’t ever lie to me.❞
  
• ❝Don’t tell me about the rules and break them.❞
  
• ❝Now i’m alone with a box full of tissues.❞
  
• ❝I didn’t cry when you left at first.❞
  
• ❝You gotta let it out soon, just let it out.❞
  
• ❝I wish I could have sex with myself.❞
  
• ❝Nobody’s leaving this room for a minute.❞
  
• ❝Where can I go? Everybody’s watching me.❞
  
• ❝I think I found hell.❞
• ❝Don’t you sit in front of me and wait for me to talk.❞
  
• ❝You and I are two oceans apart.❞
  
• ❝I don’t think you should be worried for me.❞
  
• ❝You’ve got enough pain for both of us.❞
  
• ❝Handcuffed and I thought of you.❞
  
• ❝You wish I was yours and I hope that you’re mine.❞
  
• ❝I tried to love you, baby.❞
  
• ❝Maybe you’re right, maybe this is all that I can be.❞
• ❝Darling, your looks can kill.❞
  
• ❝I know how much it matters to you.❞
  
• ❝How can you feel the way that I’m feeling if you’re not inside my head?❞
  
• ❝I don’t wanna be alone.❞
  
• ❝Tell me something that I’ll forget.❞
  
• ❝I wish you could be honest with me.❞
  
• ❝It’s crazy what you do for a friend.❞
  
• ❝What if I, what if I don’t float?❞
  
• ❝I think to be thoughtful. I know that I’m not.❞
  
• ❝Take you like a drug, I taste you on my tongue.❞
  
• ❝I hope you find a way to be yourself someday.❞
  
• ❝Now I know, you should go.❞
  
• ❝If I told you that I loved you. Tell me, what would you say?❞
  
• ❝I’d run away and hide with you.❞
  
• ❝You make me wanna scream at the top of my lungs.❞
  
• ❝I’m my own worst enemy.❞
• ❝If I really want to find someone else, I’ll find some company.❞
  
• ❝Nobody said it’d be easy.❞
  
• ❝You are the only one for me.❞
  
• ❝If I told you that I hated you, would you go away?❞
  
• ❝Something is wrong, I can’t explain.❞
  
• ❝What the fuck is your point?❞
  
• ❝You weren’t lying when you said it would sting.❞
  
• ❝It’s four o’clock in the middle of the night and I can’t sleep.❞
  
• ❝We all grew up, shit got tough.❞
  
• ❝I want to be honest. I want to be bad.❞
• ❝If you leave me then I’ll be afraid of everything.❞
  
• ❝Might be a sinner and I might be a saint.❞
  
• ❝I lied to be someone else for you.❞
  
• ❝How could you tell me that it’s fate?❞
  
• ❝I feel like you’re worth it.❞
  
• ❝You’re too mean, I don’t like you, fuck you anyway.❞
  
• ❝I’m allergic to waiting.❞
  
• ❝You could call this the funeral.❞
  
• ❝I know what to say that will make you cry.❞
  
• ❝What do you want from me?❞
  
• ❝I’m hoping that you’ll keep your heart open.❞
  
• ❝She had all my trust and I guess that was never enough.❞
  
• ❝I’m sorry that you never made it.❞
  
• ❝When I wake up I’m afraid, somebody else might take my place.❞
  
• ❝I hope we can go round two.❞
  
• ❝Just let it go, forget it.❞
  
• ❝I don’t think we should be around each other.❞
  
• ❝If you’re gone, then how is any of this real?❞
  
• ❝They could shoot but thats no fun.❞
  
• ❝I think I found love.❞
  
• ❝You fooled me from the start. When you let me start to love you.❞
  
• ❝I thought that I loved you but we weren’t in love.❞
  
• ❝It hurts but I won’t fight you.❞
  
• ❝The goosebumps start to raise the minute that my left hand meets your waist.❞
  

sentence prompts ➝ the neighbourhood

jvnggxk:

memecxllector:

• ❝Let me sleep.❞
  
• ❝If nobody’s around, what’s stopping us?❞
  
• ❝All we know is haunting me.❞
  
• ❝I’ll be gone in the morning.❞
  
• ❝Let’s have an adventure.❞
  
• ❝I told you I would tell you everything you want to know.❞
  
• ❝I don’t mind if there’s not much to say.❞
  
• ❝Someday we will reunite.❞
  
• ❝I think you need some discipline.❞
  
• ❝Don’t take me from my bed.❞
  
• ❝I can’t even believe what you did to me.❞
  
• ❝They say the end is coming sooner. But the end’s already here.❞
  
• ❝It looks like you were right again.❞
  
• ❝What a mistake, saying the way I felt.❞
  
• ❝I just can’t wait for love to destroy us.❞
  
• ❝What the fuck are we supposed to do about you and I?❞
  
• ❝I don’t know if we should be alone together.❞
  
• ❝You better watch your mouth.❞
  
• ❝I spend too much time explainin’ myself.❞
  
• ❝Let me hold both your hands in the holes of my sweater.❞
  
• ❝I can’t let you go.❞
  
• ❝The only flaw - you are flawless.❞
  
• ❝I would ask for advice, but I just do what I like.❞
  
• ❝You’re a fool for me, I’m a fool for you.❞
  
• ❝I’ll fuck you in love even though it is not.❞
  
• ❝Shame on me, you fooled me twice.❞
  
• ❝I hope you won’t ever lie to me.❞
  
• ❝Don’t tell me about the rules and break them.❞
  
• ❝Now i’m alone with a box full of tissues.❞
  
• ❝I didn’t cry when you left at first.❞
  
• ❝You gotta let it out soon, just let it out.❞
  
• ❝I wish I could have sex with myself.❞
  
• ❝Nobody’s leaving this room for a minute.❞
  
• ❝Where can I go? Everybody’s watching me.❞
  
• ❝I think I found hell.❞
• ❝Don’t you sit in front of me and wait for me to talk.❞
  
• ❝You and I are two oceans apart.❞
  
• ❝I don’t think you should be worried for me.❞
  
• ❝You’ve got enough pain for both of us.❞
  
• ❝Handcuffed and I thought of you.❞
  
• ❝You wish I was yours and I hope that you’re mine.❞
  
• ❝I tried to love you, baby.❞
  
• ❝Maybe you’re right, maybe this is all that I can be.❞
• ❝Darling, your looks can kill.❞
  
• ❝I know how much it matters to you.❞
  
• ❝How can you feel the way that I’m feeling if you’re not inside my head?❞
  
• ❝I don’t wanna be alone.❞
  
• ❝Tell me something that I’ll forget.❞
  
• ❝I wish you could be honest with me.❞
  
• ❝It’s crazy what you do for a friend.❞
  
• ❝What if I, what if I don’t float?❞
  
• ❝I think to be thoughtful. I know that I’m not.❞
  
• ❝Take you like a drug, I taste you on my tongue.❞
  
• ❝I hope you find a way to be yourself someday.❞
  
• ❝Now I know, you should go.❞
  
• ❝If I told you that I loved you. Tell me, what would you say?❞
  
• ❝I’d run away and hide with you.❞
  
• ❝You make me wanna scream at the top of my lungs.❞
  
• ❝I’m my own worst enemy.❞
• ❝If I really want to find someone else, I’ll find some company.❞
  
• ❝Nobody said it’d be easy.❞
  
• ❝You are the only one for me.❞
  
• ❝If I told you that I hated you, would you go away?❞
  
• ❝Something is wrong, I can’t explain.❞
  
• ❝What the fuck is your point?❞
  
• ❝You weren’t lying when you said it would sting.❞
  
• ❝It’s four o’clock in the middle of the night and I can’t sleep.❞
  
• ❝We all grew up, shit got tough.❞
  
• ❝I want to be honest. I want to be bad.❞
• ❝If you leave me then I’ll be afraid of everything.❞
  
• ❝Might be a sinner and I might be a saint.❞
  
• ❝I lied to be someone else for you.❞
  
• ❝How could you tell me that it’s fate?❞
  
• ❝I feel like you’re worth it.❞
  
• ❝You’re too mean, I don’t like you, fuck you anyway.❞
  
• ❝I’m allergic to waiting.❞
  
• ❝You could call this the funeral.❞
  
• ❝I know what to say that will make you cry.❞
  
• ❝What do you want from me?❞
  
• ❝I’m hoping that you’ll keep your heart open.❞
  
• ❝She had all my trust and I guess that was never enough.❞
  
• ❝I’m sorry that you never made it.❞
  
• ❝When I wake up I’m afraid, somebody else might take my place.❞
  
• ❝I hope we can go round two.❞
  
• ❝Just let it go, forget it.❞
  
• ❝I don’t think we should be around each other.❞
  
• ❝If you’re gone, then how is any of this real?❞
  
• ❝They could shoot but thats no fun.❞
  
• ❝I think I found love.❞
  
• ❝You fooled me from the start. When you let me start to love you.❞
  
• ❝I thought that I loved you but we weren’t in love.❞
  
• ❝It hurts but I won’t fight you.❞
  
• ❝The goosebumps start to raise the minute that my left hand meets your waist.❞
  

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a hundred random starters 

^{below are starters based on/inspired by various sources. change the genders as you see fit ;)}

• ❝ why do you keep lying to me? ❞
  
• ❝ have you ever considered the idea that maybe, this world doesn’t revolve around you & your problems? ❞
  
• ❝ love is love is love is love. ❞
  
• ❝ marriage is an absurd arrangement. one is sold as a fifteen-year-old child and makes a vow one does not understand and then regrets for thirty years or more, and which one can never undo again. ❞
  
• ❝ why are you crying this time? ❞
  
• ❝ you will never escape. ❞
  
• ❝ this isn’t what I wanted! ❞
  
• ❝ everything has its consequences. ❞
  
• ❝ this face bears the mission of heaven. ❞
  
• ❝ no, you shall dismantle the house of lies, but build the temple of the divine. ❞
  
• ❝ one copper coin for a bowl of noodles! ❞
  
• ❝ that one has the heart of a lion. ❞
  
• ❝ I needed to be summoned. ❞
  
• ❝ there’s no reason for this hostility! I come in peace. ❞
  
• ❝ they died screaming. ❞
  
• ❝ why fight anymore? what’s the point of fighting against destiny? ❞
  
• ❝ how long have you known? ❞
  
• ❝ I can only speak for myself. ❞
  
• ❝ the law can be changed. ❞
  
• ❝ are you sure you’re not pregnant? ❞
  
• ❝ your child is adorable! ❞
  
• ❝ you gave him a riddle for his birthday? ❞
  
• ❝ you have no fucking right to treat me this way. ❞
  
• ❝ your ambition blinds you. ❞
  
• ❝ he adores you. ❞
  
• ❝ I feel like I should be shocked that you two had sex there, but I’m not anymore. ❞
  
• ❝ she’s going to kill you. ❞
  
• ❝ have you ever tried the cakes? they’re actually quite delicious. ❞
  
• ❝ you’ll need to be punished. ❞
  
• ❝ you should learn to lie better. ❞
  
• ❝ sometimes I wonder if you’re real. ❞
  
• ❝ I will take back what is mine & kill anyone who stands in my way. ❞
  
• ❝ then kill me. ❞
  
• ❝ there’s no such thing as love. there is only lust. ❞
  
• ❝ you’re selfish. you never think about anyone but yourself. ❞
  
• ❝ i’m sorry, but they’re gone. ❞
  
• ❝ death is just another adventure. ❞
  
• ❝ stop! ❞
  
• ❝ let them watch. ❞
  
• ❝ you have no shame, do you? ❞
  
• ❝ I can’t believe we’re talking about this right now. ❞
  
• ❝ I need advice. sex advice. ❞
  
• ❝ alright, tell me the truth, is he good in bed? ❞
  
• ❝ she is the best thing in my life. ❞
  
• ❝ you love him? ❞
  
• ❝ do you love me at all? ❞
  
• ❝ do you believe in soul mates? ❞
  
• ❝ please, you have to believe me. I didn’t kill anyone! ❞
  
• ❝ history is written by the victorious. ❞
  
• ❝ at least she has a heart! you have none. ❞
  
• ❝ isn’t it more important that they told you? ❞
  
• ❝ the king is displeased. ❞
  
• ❝ long live your majesty! ❞
  
• ❝ can you stop talking for just one moment & listen to me? ❞
  
• ❝ no matter how hard I try, they just won’t stay dead. ❞
  
• ❝ he’s a gold digger. he’ll screw anyone & marry them as long as they have money. ❞
  
• ❝ o! how sweet love must be! ❞
  
• ❝ do you really think that? ❞
  
• ❝ quick, you need to hide before they see you! ❞
  
• ❝ you taught me to never trust anyone. ❞
  
• ❝ this is extreme, even for you. ❞
  
• ❝ you guys were pretty loud last night. I guess it was good? ❞
  
• ❝ that wasn’t an apology & you know it. ❞
  
• ❝ are you a virgin? ❞
  
• ❝ I’m married. ❞
  
• ❝ best thing I ever did was marrying you. ❞
  
• ❝ red roses won’t erase the fact that you broke my heart. ❞
  
• ❝ stop taking all the ice cream! ❞
  
• ❝ has anyone told you that you’re sort of a little bitch? ❞
  
• ❝ it’s deep dish pizza. ❞
  
• ❝ do you want to fight for your land back or not? ❞
  
• ❝ I never realized how much of a coward you are. ❞
  
• ❝ there’s nothing worse than someone who isn’t willing to try new things. ❞
  
• ❝ haven’t you ever wanted to escape? to leave this place & explore the world? ❞
  
• ❝ i think you’ve had enough to drink. ❞
  
• ❝ your ancestors would be ashamed if they saw you. ❞
  
• ❝ one of the dolls is missing! ❞
  
• ❝ are we going to die here? ❞
  
• ❝ well looks like we’ve found ourselves in a bit of a dilemma. ❞
  
• ❝ I am no longer a child! ❞
  
• ❝ the baby won’t stop crying! i don’t know what to do anymore! ❞
  
• ❝ what if something happens to them? ❞
  
• ❝ once upon a time, I gave a damn about what people thought about me. ❞
  
• ❝ if he can get away with this, then so can i! ❞
  
• ❝ the dark shall come & take everything you love from you. ❞
  
• ❝ it’s the same story over & over again. you’d think people would know better by now. ❞
  
• ❝ there’s absolutely nothing wrong with you. ❞
  
• ❝ you are what is wrong with this world. ❞
  
• ❝ shattered dreams can drive anyone mad. ❞
  
• ❝ I am a phoenix. burn me & I shall return, rising from the ashes. ❞
  
• ❝ this is my home. ❞
  
• ❝ home is where the heart is, where you feel safe & warm & loved. ❞
  
• ❝ running away has never solved a damn thing! ❞
  
• ❝ fuck me. ❞
  
• ❝ oh the things I’d do to you if we were alone. ❞
  
• ❝ stop, he’s not here, remember? he’s gone & he can’t hurt you anymore. ❞
  
• ❝ your husband/wife – is he/she good to you? ❞
  
• ❝ stop & think a moment, you have to stay & rest. there’s a child who needs you now, you can’t just run & be a fucking idiot. ❞
  
• ❝ once, I drank a whole bottle by myself. ❞
  
• ❝ what do I want? I want to kiss you a thousand times before undressing you & kissing every bit of your flesh a thousand more times. ❞
  

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GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS. 

• ❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞
• ❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞
• ❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞
  
• ❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞
  
• ❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞
  
• ❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞
  
• ❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞
  
• ❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞
  
• ❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞ 
• ❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞
  
• ❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞
  
• ❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞
  
• ❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞
  
• ❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞
  
• ❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞
  
• ❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞
  
• ❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞
  
• ❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞
  
• ❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞
  
• ❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞
  
• ❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞
  
• ❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞
  
• ❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞
  
• ❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞
  
• ❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞
  
• ❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞
  
• ❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞
  
• ❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞
  
• ❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞
  
• ❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞ 
• ❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞ 
• ❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞
• ❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞ 
• ❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞ 
• ❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞ 
• ❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞
  
• ❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞
  
• ❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞
  
• ❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞ 
• ❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞
  
• ❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞ 
• ❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞
  
• ❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞ 
• ❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞
• ❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞
  
• ❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞
  
• ❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞   
• ❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞
  
• ❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞ 
• ❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞ 
• ❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞
• ❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞
  
• ❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞
  
• ❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞
  
• ❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞ 
• ❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞
  

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   jealous / possessive  meme

• “ you’re mine. you hear me? ”
• “ were you with him/her? ” 
• “ why is she/he calling you? ”
• “ do they know we’re together? ”
  
• “ were you with him/her? ”
• “ i don’t want you seeing them anymore ”
• “ did she/he make a pass at you? ”
• “ i know you were with her/him ”
• “ you belong to me ”
• “ i can’t believe you were with her/him ”
• “ i don’t like the way he’s/she’s looking at you ”
• “im NOT jealous ”
• “ i thought you only had eyes for me ”
• “ he/she can’t make you feel the way i make you feel ”
• “ you’re too good for her/him  ”
• “is there someone else?”
• “ you were flirting with them ”
• “ they were flirting with you ”
• “ i don’t want you talking to them again ”
• “ i can’t stop picturing you with him/her ”
• “ the thought of you with him/her makes me sick ”
• “ tell me i have nothing to worry about ”

‘Shit my friend & I have said’ sentence starters

promptplots:

• ❛ Adios, shitlords! ❜
  
• ❛ Kill my ass. ❜ 
  
• ❛ Just fucking throw it. ❜ 
  
• ❛ Oooh, that booty. ❜ 
  
• ❛ I thought you were gonna say heterosexual. ❜ 
  
• ❛ What the fuck kind of word is that? ❜ 
  
• ❛ Bring your bed downstairs. ❜ 
  
• ❛ You don’t control me. ❜ 
  
• ❛ Who do I have to show my boobs to to get this? ❜ 
  
• ❛ Don’t show your boobs to anyone. ❜ 
  
• ❛ They were gonna burn them alive! What the fuck? ❜ 
  
• ❛ A lot of shady ass shit is going on. ❜ 
  
• ❛ Are you trying to do the Kylie Jenner lip challenge? ❜ 
  
• ❛ It’s gonna be your fault and I’m gonna have to kill you. ❜ 
  
• ❛ Bitch, there’s no fucking government. Shut the fuck up. ❜ 
  
• ❛ Get your own damn soda, bitch. ❜ 
  
• ❛ I fucking hate kids. ❜ 
  
• ❛ Did a cat just die or did you just yawn? ❜ 
  
• ❛ I’m gonna give her eternal life. ❜ 
  
• ❛ I feel concerned for that guy in the water. He might just end up drowning. ❜ 
  
• ❛ Just because two girls are banging doesn’t mean it’s good porn. ❜ 
  
• ❛ I have to put pants on, god damn it. ❜ 
  
• ❛ I just want her to fuck me up. ❜ 
  
• ❛ Is my dead husband’s wedding ring worth nothing to you people? ❜ 
  
• ❛ This is probably cubic zirconia. ❜ 
  
• ❛ I knew that pussy was too good. ❜ 
  
• ❛ There is no god. ❜ 
  
• ❛ Kick your computer in the dick. ❜ 
  
• ❛ Nipple tattoos. New fad. ❜ 
  
• ❛ What’s in my boobs? ❜ 
  
• ❛ Too many sexuals. ❜ 
  
• ❛ I don’t keep track of my pizza consumption. ❜ 
  
• ❛ I swear to god, I roll my eyes every 15 seconds. Soon they’re just going to roll right out of my fucking head and into the abyss. ❜ 
  
• ❛ If everyone in this show wasn’t so hot I wouldn’t be watching it. ❜ 
  
• ❛ I believe in your daddy kink. ❜ 
  
• ❛ I lost my period! ❜ 
  
• ❛ My poor spine. ❜ 
  
• ❛ Shit shit shit! I forgot the walnuts! ❜ 
  
• ❛ I can’t let any of these squids in! ❜ 
  
• ❛ Go pet that dog. Follow your dreams. ❜ 
  
• ❛ Holy balls, Batman. ❜ 
  
• ❛ Pizza made me have a religious experience. ❜ 
  
• ❛ Sleep has failed me. I feel so betrayed. ❜ 
  
• ❛ Oh, sure. Just come in my house and eat all of my pizza. ❜ 
  
• ❛ You look like a bumblebee with red lipstick. ❜ 
  
• ❛ These are some crunchy ass pretzels. ❜ 
  
• ❛ French hookers. Gotta love ‘em. ❜
  
• ❛ I’ve found your weak point! ❜

promptplots:

Halloween themed starters !

• ❛ was that someone knocking? its not time for trick or treaters yet. ❜
  
• ❛ how can you watch movies like this? ❜
  
• ❛ stop predicting what’s going to happen next! you’re taking all the fun out of it. ❜
  
• ❛ you have to get real candy. we can’t be known as the house that handed out licorice. ❜
  
• ❛ if you scare me one more time, you’re going to end up getting hit. ❜
  
• ❛ you call that a costume? ❜
  
• ❛ it smells like a pumpkin threw up in here. ❜
  
• ❛ i brought a ouija board! ❜
  
• ❛ i don’t mess with spirits. ❜
  
• ❛ you’re just being paranoid. ❜
  
• ❛ can you go in first? i hate being the lead for haunted houses. ❜
  
• ❛ do you save all your black clothes just for fall? ❜
  
• ❛ i hate halloween. ❜
  
• ❛ halloween parties are only good for two things: dressing in lingerie and getting really, really drunk. ❜
  
• ❛ did you really eat all the candy? that was for the trick or treaters. ❜
  
• ❛ i feel like we’re being watched. ❜
  
• ❛ are you sure this place is abandoned? ❜
  
• ❛ we really shouldn’t be here. ❜
  
• ❛ why is everyone in horror movies stupid? ❜
  
• ❛ do not go in there, you’re going to get murdered! ❜
  
• ❛ i’m no expert, but usually there’s signs saying ‘do not enter’ for a good reason. ❜
  
• ❛ i’m not scared. ❜
  
• ❛ can’t we just sit on the couch, cuddle, watch scary movies, and eat halloween candy until we puke? ❜
  
• ❛ aren’t you a bit old to be trick or treating? ❜

Yet another dark rp starter list