njh1x1s-blog:

y’all someone please give me a m/m plot where muse a is a a good lil church boy pastor’s son and very much closeted and constantly brings home girls and stuff because his dad and muse b  is very much a trouble maker and very gay and his mom and or dad and or someone told him he needed to straighten his life out and forced him to go to church and he would show up high and stuff and he planned on not going until he sees muse a who’s like super tiny and always dressed to the nines and sits with his picture perfect family and muse b is like holy shit i have to ruin him 

Hufflepuff: fight me

Slytherin: *quietly from where their hufflepuff bff can’t see* do not touch my sweet cinnamon bun if you ever want to see the light of day again

spaceiinvaders-deactivated20160:

• we’re driving to the restaurant and I want you now so I’m going to be a little bitch and moan and tease you until you finally cave threads.
• we’ve been sitting in this place for what feels like ten years and you keep fucking teasing me so get in the bathroom stall right now && let me fuck your brains out threads.
• we’re at your mom’s house for the holidays and we have to stay in your childhood bedroom & i want to taint it’s purity by making you almost scream my name threads.
• what was that? i can’t hear you because i’ve been sitting here trying to deal with the hand job your son/daughter has been giving me under the table threads.
• my mom/dad’s in the next room and you came in through my bedroom window threads.

zxmbiisms:

song plot,  
    &&. based off, fairly local by twenty one pilots. ( lyrics )

                                          I’m evil to the core what I shouldn’t do I will
                                         They say I’m emotional what I want to save I’ll kill
                                         Is that who I truly am? I truly don’t have a chance

muse a has been marked off by the entire town. they are the ultimate fuck up after one night they got a little too fucked up and behind the wheel of a car && from there, terrible things happened. after serving their sentence behind jail bars, they’re free and no one is happy about this. — muse b is the new kid in town, they don’t have a lot of companions and they moved to this tiny city because they wanted a fresh perspective. muse b is working on writing a piece so they could possibly get hired by the town’s news paper so after asking around, muse a came up quite a bit. but people warned muse b how terrible muse a can really be. muse b decided this would be the perfect piece to get them acknowledged so they track down muse a doing everything ( but strapping them to a chair ) to get their attention. the only question is, will muse a ever open up?

intimvtes:

give me a m/m plot where they’re both teammates on some sports team and they’re both so ‘haHA NO HOMO BRO!!!’ and ‘juST BROS BEING BROS!!!’ every time they blow each other in the locker room after practice when everyone’s gone bc they swear they’re not into the other every time and rooming with each other on away tournaments and secretly playing footsy underneath the table where one of their legs goes a little too high up on the thigh and going to celebratory parties and working to make the other jealous af and try to get under their skin and just!!!

njh1x1s-blog:

y’all someone please give me a m/m plot where muse a is a a good lil church boy pastor’s son and very much closeted and constantly brings home girls and stuff because his dad and muse b  is very much a trouble maker and very gay and his mom and or dad and or someone told him he needed to straighten his life out and forced him to go to church and he would show up high and stuff and he planned on not going until he sees muse a who’s like super tiny and always dressed to the nines and sits with his picture perfect family and muse b is like holy shit i have to ruin him 

gltter:

im an intern at the rolling stone and you’re the problematic asshole pop star who i have to interview one on one because nobody else wanted to do it and /fuck/ are you always this difficult (or alternatively the one where the problematic asshole pop star finds the intern to be much more interesting than the interview itself)

shirtlesslion:

STORY IDEA: YOUR DOOR BELL RINGS AND ITS A PERSON FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE “I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE MY FAVORITE BOOK CHARACTER AND I KNOW HOW IT ENDS AND I WANNA CHANGE IT”

nottobecrossed:

Your “guardian angel” is actually a demon that protects you and hurts people that are mean to you.

_{a thread where muse a gets protective, jealous and territorial over muse b}

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