pxciify:

haliawrites:

okay a really cool plotline i could imagine: ‘we both work at the same strip club — you’re a performer, i’m behind the bar counter — and we had this chill friendship thing going on of heading home on the subway together after work and hanging out a lot to watch movies but then one day we’re alone at work, you ask me to judge your new show and damn i never noticed just how good you were at taking your clothes off’

_{a thread where muse a gets protective, jealous and territorial over muse b}

(◡‿◡✿) 

does anyone want to do a thing a plot or a thread or whatever should like this because streaming is being a literal crusty dick and i’m b…ored as hell.

cldheartd:

 

        “i’m more than capable of getting my own stuff
         from the floor, thank you.” she muttered, offering
       them a quick smile before it washed off her features.
       “i wouldn’t mind getting my wallet back though” sierra
        shrugged, hues watching the other rather attentively.

       ❛  your wallet, huh ?  ❜  his eyebrows was furrowed
        together for a moment, feigning absentmindedness
        as his hands pushed themselves into the pockets of
        his dark trousers. shrugging, he rocked back & forth
         in his heel of his foot before answering the female’s
        assumption. ❛  sorry, miss ! but my mama taught me
        well & i wouldn’t steal someone’s wallet ! pretty sure
          you got me mistaken with someone there. that, or
        you probably dropped it. accidents happen, y'know.  ❜

list of aus i really need to see written:

• i got up at 2 am to get some snacks at the convenience store down the street and opened my door to find you trying to sleep on the floor of the hallway because your roommate has his fiancée over so i guess i’ll lend you my couch for the night AU
• my stupid cat sneaked out on the balcony and into your open window and he has this habit of destroying furniture and pissing everywhere so i followed him inside and you came home earlier than i expected and found me in the middle of your living room but i swear i’m not a burglar ok
• you left your USB flash drive in the library computer and i had to go through your files to figure out who you are and i ended up reading the entirety of this book you’re working on and wow you’re actually really good???? 
• i was trying to read in the park and your stray football fucking knocked me unconscious
• this really cute guy rented the apartment over the bakery/flower shop/store i work at and i keep trying to find excuses to be outside when he comes home
• it’s 3 am and you’re blasting off classic rock at full volume and your music taste might be awesome but sOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEP YOU SHITHEAD
• my best mate somehow fucked up my tv and tonight is the season premiere of this show i really really like and no livestream will work on my computer so will you please let me watch it on your tv i promise i’ll go back to my flat once it’s over
• look i’m glad you have a healthy sex life and all but will you please try not to pierce a hole through my ceiling with your bed thanks

• oNE NIGHT STAND BEFORE THE FIRST DAY OF YOUR NEW JOB AND OOPS THAT WAS YOUR NEW BOSS YOU WERE SLEEPING WITH AU 
• DETECTIVE PARTNERS AU 
• PARENTS ARE HEADS OF RIVALING MOB FAMILIES AU
• THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD AND WE’RE ALL WE’VE GOT AU

plots i want

• our muses meeting on an online dating website
• 24 year old teacher / 18 year old student
• lots of pregnancy / family plots
• more older brother’s best friend and little sister hooking up
• falling in love on new years and being each others kiss into the new year
• CHEATING PLOTS!!!!!
• polyamory???!!?!?!?!?
• foreign exchange student / host families daughter or son falling in love
• groupie / band member falling in love
• kidnapped au
• princess / commoner falling in love
• ‘i have three months to live lets be spontaneous’ au

xaquaangelx:

more aus:

• i’m a immortal who just woke up from a ‘nap’ what the fuck is this what the fuck is that au
• our prom dates just ditched us for each other let’s show them what they’re missing out on au
• your partner hired me to kill you but they’re an asshole so let’s make out instead au
• you have short term memory after your surgery - short term memory - surgery for your - no, short term memory - jesus christ stop asking au
• we’re planning a mutual friend’s wedding au
• that stupid thing i dared you to do sent you to the hospital au
• we’re superheroes that got drunk last night oh god what’d we do au
• we were both working during the holidays but got snowed in at the office au
• language teachers who compete to see who can make each other more flustered in front of the class in the other language au
• we’re the only sober ones right now au
• chef and waiter au
• zookeepers au
• i accidentally fell asleep in the bookstore you work in cause i read so much au
• you’re a fictional character that came from a dystopia novel au
• i teach your child and we have very important meetings about their education au

sassyunclepsycho:

becauseofnina:

makenstein:

Multilingual characters calling their lover pet names in their mother tongue is one of my favorite things.

#multilingual characters switching to their native language when they get too aroused / emotional / angry (via muepin)

Multilingual characters slipping into their mother tongue when they hey drink or are to tired/lazy to bother with the mental acrobatics of speaking the common tongue

rixts:

i totally need a plot where muse a is kind of cold and tough and then muse b is just nicer and genuinely the sweeter one of the two. muse a has a big crush on muse b, but will deny it in seconds if anyone ever questions muse a. so, muse a is often times cold (like calling them things like dumb ass or idiot if they do something illogical) and a little mean to muse b, but has good intentions and is protective of muse b who doesn’t have a single clue about muse a’s feelings. bonus if muse b will often times think that muse a hates their guts.