( ;; – * pxrtinax )

            she has her back turned, hair styled in its natural ’ sex
           hair chic ’, clad only in an old sex pistols t-shirt that she
         stole from an old boyfriend … or brother ?? – WHATEVER.
         one of the only things that were different about this image
           of her was the broom held in hand & the ariana grande
             she sang at the top of her lungs.  ❝  so one last TIME
            i need to be … the one who TAKES YOU HOME – !!  ❞

pxrtinax:          

       ❝  fuck, dude ! all thanks to you. i have
       finally reached the highest point of asshole
       potential. i feel like a new woman. ❞
                   she’s not even joking !!
      ❝  whoa, whoa, whoa. look, if i’m going down,
            you’re going down with me, fucker. ❞ 

        ❝  hey, just a little higher & you could be
       gettin’ to where i’m at. consider this your
       born again experience, just without all the
       bibles & religious chanting but with booze
       & pot brownies.  ❞  & – – ; there goes the
     trademark bitch face. squinty eyes, furrowed
    brows, pouty lips – almost like a reincarnated
    regina george. minus the blonde hair & boobs.
   ❝  not fair !! i took NO part in this, man. all i did
    was provide you with some commentary & my
    presence so you won’t look as lonely. actually,
       i was doin’ you a favour so i mean – …  ❞
       

pxrtinax:

    ❝ honestly, all this lovey dovey shit i’m seeing is
       disgusting. they deserve to be punished. ❞ &&
       a couple’s impending doom descends from the
       rooftop only to land and burst on top of their heads.
       mission accomplished ! ❝ i love this too much. ❞

        ❝  y'know, after months, years ? of friendship,
      i’m glad it’s come to this. i have taught you well.
      i actually feel like we have achieved something.  ❞
       was that a smile creeping up ? – – well, SHIT.
                     the world must be ending.
       ❝  if you get caught, i don’t know you, though.
            ’m just sayin’.  ❞  what a true friend.  
        
          

pxrtinax:

       ❝  yo, isn’t this great !?  i never knew droppin’
        water balloons on randoms from fifty feet above
        would be so satisfying. ❞ 

                                —- & this is how she’s celebrating valentine’s day.

          ❝  is this the kind of shit that happens when
       you’re dateless on valentine’s ? – – you should
      hit the couples walking pass, maybe a fight would
    happen. teach them not to ruin my saturday night.  ❞ 

pxrtinax:

                 ❝ —— are you… are you seriously
                   crying ? like a punk ass bitch ?❞

           ❝  f- fuck you !! ’m not crying.
          there’s a fuckin’ twig in my eye
        ’s all. you’re the one who’s crying.  ❞